Officer DOGE: Humans are inefficient - robots are better, never take a break and don't complain about wages.
"Humans are inefficient. Robots are better, more reliable, never late to work because they never leave work, don't complain about their wages and aren't trying to form unions. We're going to have to make some permanent deep cuts. I told you AI and advanced robotics were the future of America. That's why I own a robot company and eliminate wasteful regulation of my companies. I'm the biggest federal grant writer and recipient in U.S. tax history."
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Officer DOGE: "Officer DOGE says, "Humans are inefficient. Robots are better, more reliable, never late to work because they never leave work, don't complain about their wages and aren't trying to form unions.
We're going to have to make some permanent deep cuts.
I told you AI and advanced robotics were the future of America.
That's why I own a robot company and eliminate wasteful regulation of my companies.
I'm the biggest federal grant writer and recipient in U.S. tax history."
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