One day Diddy will leave prison - in a horizontal bag on wheels.

Then Jake Tapper and Laura Coates converted CNN into a cryfest for Sean "Diddy" Combs, strongly lamenting the fact that Combs was denied bail and wondered out loud as to why the judge didn't let Combs walk out the courtroom today as they told viewers to prepare to see Combs exit the courtroom victorious.

Jake Tapper brought on pundit after pundit who congratulated Combs and his attorney Marc Agnifilo on "winning the trial" on the so-called "most serious charges" while taking a giant crap on federal prosecutors for "losing the trial."

Again Tapper, who is NOT a lawyer, strongly criticized the prosecution for bring RICO charges and sex trafficking charges against Combs.

I've got some news for CNN, Jake Tapper and Laura Coates: being famous, wealthy and convicted on federal felony charges IS DEADLY SERIOUS BUSINESS.

There is no such thing as parole in the federal prison system as there is in state prisons.

Combs must do 85% of his prison sentence.

What dumbass Jake Tapper didn't know was prosecuters made a calculation to bring RICO charges against Combs because even if the jury dismissed RICO charges against Combs, each and every bit of evidence presented to the judge and jury and entered into record was NOT DISMISSED; and could be used in determining bail and sentencing against Convicted Person Combs.

It was Combs attorney's own admission of violence that the judge used to deny Combs bail, along with the additional witness testimony.

Reporters reported that Combs mouth dropped open and was in a state of shock and disbelief when the judge denied Combs bail.

Combs actually thought he was going to walk scot-free today - so did his attorney.

Now Combs faces sentencing in October, when the judge will issue his sentence in the same courtroom.

Here's the deal with Combs' sentencing: Combs two convictions on federal felony charges of prostitution carries a maximum sentence of ten years in prison and federal sentencing guideline recommendation of 22 to 27 months.

Prosecutors will file for the maximum punishment of ten years in prison over and above federal sentencing guidelines.

The judge is not required to adhere to federal sentencing guideline recommendations.

However, the judge is allowed to take into consideration what?

What is the judge allowed to take into consideration in determining Combs' prison sentence length?

ALL THE EVIDENCE CULLED AS A RESULT OF RICO CHARGES being brought against Combs.

In other words, the judge can take into account all the evidence, the violent, rapy nature of Combs, the testimony of Combs' victims AND prosecutors demands for enhanced sentencing when sentencing Combs to prison.

I predict the judge will sentence Combs to 60 to 72 months in prison, minus 10 months subtracted for "time-served" in pre-trial detention.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COMBS IS SENT TO PRISON?

When Sean "Diddy" Combs is transported to a federal penitentiary in New York, Combs will initially be automatically placed in solitary confinement as every new inmate is upon prison intake, for about ten days or so of prison committee classification processing.

The prison inmate classification committee will classify Combs and place him into the prison accordingly.

Because Combs is a high-profile, high-risk inmate - such as a convicted police officer, mayor or judge, Combs will undoubtedly be classified and placed into solitary confinement in the prison's Administrative Segregation area of the prison, where Combs will NOT be interacting or visiting with other inmates at all.

The prison warden will inform reporters that Combs was placed in solitary confinement by himself due to the great risk of violence against Combs if he were to be placed into the General Population of the prison.

Combs will quickly tire of being alone in his solitary confinement cell with no audience to impress or play to.

Combs will be left alone with his personal inner demons locked down in a single cell 23 out of 24 hours a day.

After a period of solitary confinement, I predict Combs will contact his lawyers and direct his lawyers to go to court to try to transfer Combs from solitary confinement to General Population - living in a dorm amongst other inmates and going to the chow hall instead of being fed a food tray passed through his steel beanhole in his solitary confinement door.

Problem for rookie dumbass Combs is, if he does manage to get transferred from solitary confinement to General Population, I predict a near 100% chance of a convict who is totally unimpressed with Combs, will terminate Combs where they find him - in the dorm, the showers, the bathroom or the chow hall.

Violent sociopathic, misogynist serial rapists and abusers aren't known for having good judgment; and Combs will have completely, totally and fatally misjudged prison convicts who are most likely sharpening their shanks while watching Combs being accused of being a child molester, serial rapist and abuser.

Combs probably thinks prison life will be like pre-trial detention, where he was specially-protected and placed with benign pre-trial detainees.

I predict Combs will exit prison in a black bag on a gurney.

I do not see Combs surviving the first few weeks of prison, much less several years of prison.

CNN SEAN "DIDDY" COMBS TRIAL COVERAGE - July 2, 2025

Jake Tapper and CNN pundits were ecstatic when they misinterpreted Combs' jury trial verdict as a "HUGE WIN FOR COMBS" and a "devastating loss for the prosecution."

CNN pundits gleefully announced that Sean "Diddy" Combs defeated federal prosecutors and won his trial and was about to walk out of the courtroom right here and now.

UNTIL it didn't happen.

Then Jake Tapper, who is no lawyer but is big, giant, overpaid dumbass exclaimed: "Shockingly the judge denied Combs bail and will have to remain in prison until his sentencing, sometime in October."

CNN Laura Coates was initially overjoyed when she said Combs was acquitted on the most serious charges - UNTIL judge Arun Subramanian denied Combs' release on bail.

Solitary Confinement Cell - Riker's Island, New York 2016

Freshly indicted Sean “Diddy” Combs faced a trial in New York City more than 20 years ago for firing off a gun inside a Manhattan club — but he was acquitted by a jury at the time.

Combs, then 31, went before a jury in Manhattan Supreme court over a shooting at the Club New York on West 43rd Street on Dec. 29, 1999 that left three clubgoers injured.

Prosecutor Matthew Bogdanos, left is questioning Wardell Fenderson, 42, second left, in this courtroom sketch in New York, Thursday, Feb. 15, 2001, at the trial of rapper Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs in New York Supreme Court.

The music mogul was accused of firing a shot into the ceiling of the Midtown dance club and then trying to bribe his chauffeur, Wardel Fenderson, to take the blame for a second gun found inside a getaway car he shared with girlfriend Jennifer Lopez.

During his testimony, Combs told jurors he only fired the gun in self-defense.

“I thought I was being shot at,” he said from the witness stand at the time.

Combs and his bodyguard, Anthony “Wolf” Jones, who was also charged, were later found not guilty.

The jury deliberated for 22 hours before handing down the verdict on March 16, 2001.

Combs had been facing up to 15 years in prison if convicted on the top charges in the nightclub shooting.

Meanwhile, young rapper Jamal “Shyne” Barrow – who was also embroiled in the ordeal — was convicted of first-degree assault for shooting two bystanders.

Barrow dodged an attempted murder conviction.

Also in 1999, Combs was accused of beating up a record executive in New York. He pleaded down to harassment, a violation, and was sentenced to anger management class.

Combs also pleaded guilty to criminal mischief and paid a $1,000 fine for threatening a New York Post photographer with a gun in 1996.

Details of Combs’ previous brushes with the law resurfaced after the embattled rapper and hip-hop mogul was charged Tuesday with sex-trafficking and racketeering charges over alleged abuse he inflicted on women for more than a decade.

The indictment alleges, in part, that he carried guns to “intimidate and threaten” his victims and those who witnessed the abuse.

When the feds raided his Miami and Los Angeles mansions roughly six months ago as part of the long-running sex-trafficking probe, they seized three AR-15s with “defaced serial numbers”, as well as other guns, ammunition and a drum magazine, the filing alleges.